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DAMNN DAMNN DAMNNN…..

A woman wakes up to a stranger in her bed. The strange man was attempting to rape the young lady, but her brother heard her screaming, ran in the room, and chased the man out of the hood. They were unable to catch him, but you can get the full details in it’s GHETTO ENTIRETY in this video below. Yes this is a crazy story, but the family is hilarious!! Peep the video below.

Hahahaha. You can see the FLAMMMES shooting from his bandana. I hope they catch him!

Here’s Naomi Campbell as we normally see her…..

But wait until you see what’s under that wig! Ladies y’all just may want to recheck the lace front wigs and weaves that y’all be putting in…. pop the top & take a look at the pics for yourself!

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I hope Lady GaGa finally learned her lesson! She was seen taking a tumble while making her way through Heathrow airport yesterday afternoon. Not only did she fall, but she fell straight to the ground! I guess that’s normal when trying to keep balance in 12-inch heels everyday.

Umm but the shoes really Gaga?!?! Bwahaha!

Rapper Slim “Boss Hog” Thug, yea LaToya Luckett’s ex, is catching major heat right now. In a recent interview Slim declares the “downfall” of the black woman, and gives reasons as to why white women are getting ahead of the sistahs. Then the brotha went on to say that the reason why his relationship with his current girlfriend works is because she’s half white…..

Most single Black women feel like they don’t want to settle for less. Their standards are too high right now. They have to understand that successful Black men are kind of extinct. We’re important. It’s hard to find us so Black women have to bow down and let it be known that they gotta start working hard; they gotta start cooking and being down for they man more. They can’t just be running around with their head up in the air and passing all of us.

I have a brother that dates a White woman and he always be fucking with me about it saying, “Y’all gotta go through all that sh*t [but] my White woman is fine. She don’t give me no problems, she do whatever I say and y’all gotta do all that arguing and fighting and worry about all this other sh*t.”

My girl is Black and White. I guess the half White in her is where she still cooks and do all the shit that I say, so we make it. She just takes care of me and I like that. She don’t be begging and I don’t gotta buy her all this crazy ass shit. And she’s a smart girl too. She graduated from Columbia [University] and I like that about her so it’s cool. I’ve dated girls that will buy a $3,000 bag and don’t know how to pay it off on their credit cards. They walk around in these Louis Vuittons and red bottoms but they’re riding around in raggedy cars, so it’s just getting your priorities right.

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Can you believe this ishhhh???? So now women have to measure up to Slim Thug’s “standards”??? Here’s his latest tweet…..

Really???? Slim sit yo ass down!

This con has more “junk in his trunk” than the Beverly Hillbillies!

A Washington state man filled his bat cave rectum with illegal contrabands in order to prepare for a 3-day visit in prison. The 24-year old managed to smuggle a one-inch-long smoking pipe, a baggie of suspected marijuana, a lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink AND eight tattoo needles in his anus! Good LAWD!

The prison guards became leery after a plastic bag was found floating in the cell’s toilet. After much deliberation (and much pain I’m sure) homeboy fessed up!

But how in the world did he manage to fit all that up there??? The world may never know. One things for sure, if word gets around, he better not drop the soap! Lololol