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Last night Alicia Keys kicked off the U.S. leg of “The Freedom Tour” with Robin Thicke and Melanie Fiona at the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois….

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Video: Bride-To-Be Throws A Tantrum

Posted on Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 10:32 am

Calling ALL bridezillas…

I’m getting married in September and all the planning and pressure has me about to pop my top, but nothing compared to what this “bride-to-be” did. Apparently she was refused alterations to her dress, which she claims she paid for from ‘First Lady Bridal and Prom’. The store owner asked her to leave the premises because of her beligerence. That’s when all hell broke loose!!! She called her cousins, “Dee-Bo,” “Tito” and “Wayne-Wayne” and tore the store to the floor!!!

Hekmat Putruss, owner of “First Lady Bridal and Prom” says:

“Apparently, these people do not know… how to handle things in the United (States). They thought they were somewhere in Fallujah or in the… Iraq mountains and so on.”

OH-EMM-GEE did he really say “Fallujah”??? Hmm I would’ve just said “HOOD!” Lol

Jennifer Lopez & More Infamous Celebrity Tumbles

Posted on Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 at 12:17 am

amd_american-music_jennifer-lopezThere’s been much ado about J. Lo’s “big slip” at the AMA’s. Jennifer Lopez took an unexpected tumble in her “Louboutins” during her performance for the new single. That could not have been the sexy look the shoe designer was hoping for!!

J.Lo playfully joked about the fall “What fall?” trying to pass it off as “part of the performance. Then she later admitted to Ryan Seacrest that the fall was not in fact intentional, she still gracefully brushed off the less than graceful incident.

“The measure of things isn’t what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall,” she said. But what I will say is J.Lo is a trooper. Homegirl knows how to take a licking and keep on ticking. She hopped right back up and kept on giving it up for the audience.

Just for kicks, I’ve compiled a a few other WORLD CLASS NOSE DIVES……


Poor Juan Gabriel!!!! He had to break something on that fall.

Bwaaahaaaa!! “Give em a Walk Jasmine Give em a Walk” lololol Hugs & Kisses Jasmine Sullivan!!

POP THE HOOD FOR MORE NOSE DIVES…..

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Tracy Morgan Empties Carnegie Hall

Posted on Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 at 2:44 am

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Comedian Tracy Morgan is said to have caused quite a stir at Carnegie Hall on Friday night as he elaborated on and mimicked explicit sex acts, launched political rants, called homosexuality a “choice,” and noted of our president that “Obama is really changing the White House, because he and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out.”

The audience reacted with gasps, awkward chuckles and, in more than few cases, walkouts by older attendees who’d dropped in expecting Morgan’s PG-13 act from 30 Rock. “You want the clean Tracy?” Morgan asked them as they shuffled out. “Turn on the TV.”

Who in the world thought it was safe to take Tracy to Carnegie Hall?? That’s who I blame-not Tracy-but the promoter who obviously didn’t do their homework. Tracy has always been a loose cannon and that’s why we love him!! lololol….But seriously, do you think Tracy crossed a line??

J.Lo Suing Her Ex Husband

Posted on Monday, November 9th, 2009 at 10:47 am

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Jennifer Lopez has filed a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against her ex-husband Ojani Noa over a tell-all movie and revealing home videos.

According to the suit, J-Lo says her ex plans to release a movie called “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-Lo and Ojani Noa Story”, which violates a confidentiality agreement that was signed a few year ago. Noa also is allegedly set to release 11-plus hours of previously unseen home video footage of Jennifer Lopez and himself, depicting her “in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from [her and his] honeymoon.”

Lopez is suing Noa for breach of contract and invasion of privacy — and is seeking no less than 10-million dollars. She also wants a judge to block Noa from releasing his movie and the home videos.

This guy is truly the bottom of the barrel. He’s been holding these tapes and footage over her head for years. Who KEEPS sex tapes of their (then) wife from the honeymoon?? He even looks like a slippery wet dawg…

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Piping Hot Mess of The Day

Posted on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 2:34 am

Remember him???? Back in the day he was cross- dressing more than just stripes and plaid…

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POP THE HOOD TO FIND OUT WHO THIS FASHION MISFIT IS…….

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WTF??!! Hot Mess Of The Day

Posted on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 at 2:34 am

AAAAAAHHHH!!! I thought you could use a good laugh today. This video is Australian rapper Bangs, which makes Soulja Boy look like Rakim. In Bangs’ defense, he’s originally from Sudan and English isn’t his first language. But it’s still funny as all hell.

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Frankie on Judge Mathis

Posted on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 am

Where are the cameras??? I mean are we getting punked?? Keysha Cole’s momma Frankie turned the buffoonery up to an all time high when she entered Judge Mathis’ courtroom. Her manager is suing her for a measly $5,000. I could be wrong but I smell a publicity stunt. Why else would anyone take THIS nonsense to TV? (fanning myself)

WTF? Caption This?!

Posted on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 am

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Uncle Sam After Nas

Posted on Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 12:41 am

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First Method Man and now Nas!!!  

Uncle Sam placed a federal tax lien against Nas last month for- hold onto your drawls- an unbelieveable $2,584,206.31. They claim Nas didn’t pay his taxes in 2006 & 2007.

If the pending divorce from Kelis won’t clean him out, this surely will! Poor Nas is probably having dreams of his money growing wings.

And here’s some total randomness -Earth, Wind, & Fire group member, Vernon White, was seen in this outfit….

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I swear I had the same shirt hanging on the second rack in my closet a few years ago!!

Ummm…..

Posted on Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 at 11:56 pm

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Sorry, I had to put this randomness up. I can’t figure out if Amber Rose is hugging Coco or holding her up!! lololol……looks like SOMEBODY was having a good night.

Tracy Morgan is a Nut!!!

Posted on Monday, September 28th, 2009 at 8:33 am

I attended the VH1 Hip Hop Honors taping last week. Tracy Morgan was the host and ya boy had me in stitches. Here he is playing Scoopy Giles, the “fifth Beatle or the sixth Jackson or the invisible fourth Tony! Toni! Toné! also named Tony” to Def Jam’s legacy. He’s interviewed by the real Nancy Grace.

Tyra Banks Nightline Interview Parody

Posted on Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am

You knew it would happen. Some fool put together this parody to mock Tyra Banks tense interview on Nightline where she refused to speak about her ex ANTM castmates.

Real Housewife Gets “Tardy For The Party”

Posted on Thursday, September 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am

The tomfoolery is at an all time high. Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta really thinks she’s going to get a grammy for her song “Tardy for the Party” produced by fellow cast member Kandi Burress. Kim Z. is tardy partying her little heart out with a drag queen named Detox here. The name says it all!

IS THIS REALLY MAIA CAMPBELL??? SAY IT AIN’T SO…

Posted on Friday, September 4th, 2009 at 11:01 am

From this……

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To This………

I would love to say that this prostitute is not actress Maia Campbell…………but I just can’t.

For years there have been rumors of the one time starlet sinking into a bottomless pit of prostitution and drugs. I cast them all away as lies until her own mother, the now deceased Bebe Moore Campbell, spoke out against her.

Maia Campbell and her mother, who succumbed to brain cancer,  were rumored to be estranged throughout the years. She is believed to be the subject of her last book ’72 Hour Hold,’ which deals with mentall illness.

In an interview with AOL Black Voices, one of her last, the NAACP Image Award winning author commented, “watching my loved one become violent and an incoherent stranger certainly tested my faith. My very close family member has bipolar disorder, which is a mood disorder – a disease of the brain.”

Shortly after that comment was made,  a man named Kevin Taylor  filed a police report accusing Campbell of stealing his Jeep in Germantown, Philadelphia. 

According to Taylor and his friend  Steve Johnson, “the pair left Campbell and the car keys alone in the white 1998 Jeep Cherokee registered to Taylor’s father, Christ Taylor, as they went into Johnson’s home to retrieve musical gear. When they came outside minutes later, Campbell and the car were gone, they said.”

To top it off, nude amateur photos surfaced of Maia that were allegedly taken by a “client” of hers. He claimed she took the photos for a quick hit of cocaine and a few dollars. Several stories similar to this began to be leaked to entertainment blog sites regarding the same.

This whole ordeal is heartbreaking. I’ll bet her mother is rolling over in her grave.

Hot Ass Mess: Mom-Mom Attacks Reporters

Posted on Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 11:20 am

Some folks come from the old school and just don’t give a damn about the possibility of a lawsuit. In this case, a 15 year old strippers grandma dropped some heat on a videographer after a news team showed up to her front door unexpectedly.

spotted at: straightouttanyc