After announcing his retirement earlier this week, Katt Williams’ management claims he is now unretired!

Katt, who has had a number of run-ins with the law the past few weeks, appeared to be overwhelmed and tired of the drama, saying he was done with everything. The comedian appears to have had a change of heart with his management announcing his scheduled shows will go on. In a statement to TMZ, Katt’s management stated:

Katt is definitely NOT retiring. He will be moving forward with the tour … Friday is Texas, Saturday New Orleans, and on to Alabama. The reason why he made remarks was due to him feeling totally disrespected by all the things that happen to him in the city of Seattle. He had a moment where he felt very unappreciated. He now just wants to move forward from those unfortunate events and give his fans outstanding shows from this point forward.”

Despite his decision to move past the recent events, Williams will unfortunately have to face the music in court after being charged with 2 counts of 4th degree misdemeanor assault as a result of a bar fight in Seattle last weekend.

*Sigh* Katt I hope you get it together! Do you think he should have stayed retired and dealt with his issues??

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by: Kira

You KNOW they had an extremely long day at the office. LOL!!!!

by: Kristen

Oh WOW!

First pocket bras, then pocket underwear and now we got the POCKET WEAVE??!!! I wonder if she has her lipstick in there too? Bwahahaaaa!

I can’t…I just simply CANNOT. SMH

by: Dawn Dai

Keyshia took to Twitter to express her frustration with her mom’s latest antics:

Frankie is set to see a judge and could receive up to two years in prison if convicted. This is beyond sad. Now we see why Keyshia keeps her distance.

Get it together Frankie, we’re praying for you!

by: Danielle

In Boston, 22-year-old Karen Ramos was apprehended after going through customs at Logan International Airport in Massachusetts wearing an adult diaper stuffed with more than 1,000 grams of COCAINE!!!! *brows raised*

According to the BostonHerald,

Morla-Ramos caught the attention of Customs and Border Protection officials, who said she displayed “signs of nervousness” and could not provide “substantive” details about her trip when she arrived at 7:25 a.m.”

As of right now, Karen is being held on $250,000 bail and is due back in court April 21st.

The question is will she face serious charges????

Hmmm….I guess it “Depends!” Bwahahhaaaa!

Look I don’t make the news, I just report it.

by: Dawn Dai

Apparently Rachel Anne Hachero has a serious case of entitlement because when her mother refused to co-sign for a new car, homegirl lost her ever loving mind and confronted her mother at home with a gun and pistol-whipped her head.

After mollywhopping her mom with the pistol,  this real life “good girl gone bad,” then pointed the gun at her mother’s head and stomach and told her she was going with her to sign for the car.

The mother told investigators Rachel ordered her into the vehicle and demanded she drive to the dealership to sign for the car or she would shoot her. WTH???

Rachel then took her mother, who she was beug held hostage, to Sutherlin Nissan on South Tamiami Trail, where she had her sign for a 2004 black Nissan 350Z. With the keys in the ignition, Rachel  sped away from the dealership in the vehicle.

The mother told investigators she went through her daughter’s purse Friday while she was at school and located the gun Rachel used to split her dome, drugs and drug paraphernalia.

Deputies decided to charge Rachel due to the nature of the incident and because the gun allegedly used by in the assault was reported stolen from the home of a Lee County Port Authority officer in Fort Myers in July of 2010. Five guns and several other items were taken during that burglary. If that’s not bad enought, the mother does NOT want to press charges against her daughter because she had recently been accepted to several Ivy League colleges. *blank stare*

Sooooo, your daughter can pistol whip you, hold you hostage, do drugs and be a potential suspect in a robbery but it’s all good because she may go to Harvard in the fall???

Where they do dat at?!!

I want to put all the blame on poor Rachel, but clearly the mother needs to check her priorities also.

We’ve got to do better people, SMH.

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by: Danielle

In Pennsylvania, Karin Mackaliunas was apprehended after crashing her car when police became suspicious that she was the prime suspect in a Dunmore Inn burglary. After further investigation, police found drugs, money and prescription pills in her pocketbook vagina. *brows raised*

Check out the criminal complaint below:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas’ jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

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Hot dayum! How in the *bleep* did she hold all of that? Like how is that even possible? *side eye*

Look I don’t make the news, I just report it!

by: Dawn Dai

A woman on a subway in Brooklyn wasn’t too happy about a young lady eating spaghetti across from her. It all started when the woman said, “What kind of animals eat on the train?”

Uh oh, no she didn’t!

Yes she did! The girl responded back with “What kind of fat b****** look like you?” As you could have guessed, it all went down hill from there. The two women pulled their hair back in a pony tail, pulled off their nails and began throwing blows. Eeek! Ok…I’m exaggerating, but luckily a passenger caught the entire fiasco on tape.

Check out the foolishness below:

The woman appears to be in her 50’s and the girl looks like a teenager. If you ask me, the woman seems a tad bit “old” to be starting fights on the train with children…especially over spaghetti! SMH

Maybe if she offered the lady some of her spaghetti this would have turned out differently? *shrugs*

Who do you think was wrong?? The girl for eating on the train, or the lady for calling her an animal??

by: Kira

Umm is this the new Trina/Nicki Minaj/Cassie look? Bwahahaaa!

In New Jersey, 21-year-old Luisa Gil was arrested after authorities said she tried to board a JetBlue flight with 50 magnums condoms filled with cocaine…in her STOMACH!

Yes chile! I wish I could burst out with my infamous line, “Lies and fairy tales”, but it’s TRUE. Authorities noticed the Domincan woman had a few jitterbugs while boarding and decided to further investigate. Before they could even ask for her name, the woman spilled the beans. *brows raised*

Apparently lil mama was trying to “jet” out of the Domincan Republic to the streets of the “land of the free” with her $50,000 stash, but instead she gon’ be “locked up!” *Akon voice*

Now just when you think you’ve heard it all…you haven’t heard ish!