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In Pennsylvania, Karin Mackaliunas was apprehended after crashing her car when police became suspicious that she was the prime suspect in a Dunmore Inn burglary. After further investigation, police found drugs, money and prescription pills in her pocketbook vagina. *brows raised*

Check out the criminal complaint below:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas’ jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

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Hot dayum! How in the *bleep* did she hold all of that? Like how is that even possible? *side eye*

Look I don’t make the news, I just report it!

by: Dawn Dai

Don’t eat spaghetti on the subway or you may get hurt!

A woman on a subway in Brooklyn wasn’t too happy about a young lady eating spaghetti across from her. It all started when the woman said, “What kind of animals eat on the train?”

Uh oh, no she didn’t!

Yes she did! The girl responded back with “What kind of fat b****** look like you?” As you could have guessed, it all went down hill from there. The two women pulled their hair back in a pony tail, pulled off their nails and began throwing blows. Eeek! Ok…I’m exaggerating, but luckily a passenger caught the entire fiasco on tape.

Check out the foolishness below:

The woman appears to be in her 50’s and the girl looks like a teenager. If you ask me, the woman seems a tad bit “old” to be starting fights on the train with children…especially over spaghetti! SMH

Maybe if she offered the lady some of her spaghetti this would have turned out differently? *shrugs*

Who do you think was wrong?? The girl for eating on the train, or the lady for calling her an animal??

by: Kira

Someone tell me why……

Umm is this the new Trina/Nicki Minaj/Cassie look? Bwahahaaa!

In New Jersey, 21-year-old Luisa Gil was arrested after authorities said she tried to board a JetBlue flight with 50 magnums condoms filled with cocaine…in her STOMACH!

Yes chile! I wish I could burst out with my infamous line, “Lies and fairy tales”, but it’s TRUE. Authorities noticed the Domincan woman had a few jitterbugs while boarding and decided to further investigate. Before they could even ask for her name, the woman spilled the beans. *brows raised*

Apparently lil mama was trying to “jet” out of the Domincan Republic to the streets of the “land of the free” with her $50,000 stash, but instead she gon’ be “locked up!” *Akon voice*

Now just when you think you’ve heard it all…you haven’t heard ish!

???A handheld mirror for a side view mirror. Like really???

I know sometimes it gets real in the streets, but DAYUM! Lol

Instead of walking down the aisle, Dominique A. Buttitta‘s footsteps are leading straight to the courthouse. According to legal docs filed on Friday in Cook Country Circuit Court, Buttitta is suing her former fiance Vito V. Salerno for $100,00 for dumping her four days before their wedding.

Dominique knew something “fishy” was going on when she found out that the “man of her dreams” was going around telling mutual friends that their wedding was off. Can you imagine that ish? After three years together and spending nearly $100,000 on her THEIR wedding, Salerno called their marriage off???

Buttitta’s lawsuit indicates there was a breach of promise to marry and intentional infliction of emotional distress. She’s asking for $95,000 in damages and wants him to foot the bill for the lawsuit.

Handle yo’ scandal!