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Calling ALL bridezillas…

I’m getting married in September and all the planning and pressure has me about to pop my top, but nothing compared to what this “bride-to-be” did. Apparently she was refused alterations to her dress, which she claims she paid for from ‘First Lady Bridal and Prom’. The store owner asked her to leave the premises because of her beligerence. That’s when all hell broke loose!!! She called her cousins, “Dee-Bo,” “Tito” and “Wayne-Wayne” and tore the store to the floor!!!

Hekmat Putruss, owner of “First Lady Bridal and Prom” says:

“Apparently, these people do not know… how to handle things in the United (States). They thought they were somewhere in Fallujah or in the… Iraq mountains and so on.”

OH-EMM-GEE did he really say “Fallujah”??? Hmm I would’ve just said “HOOD!” Lol

There’s been much ado about J. Lo’s “big slip” at the AMA’s. Jennifer Lopez took an unexpected tumble in her “Louboutins” during her performance for the new single. That could not have been the sexy look the shoe designer was hoping for!!

J.Lo playfully joked about the fall “What fall?” trying to pass it off as “part of the performance. Then she later admitted to Ryan Seacrest that the fall was not in fact intentional, she still gracefully brushed off the less than graceful incident.

“The measure of things isn’t what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall,” she said. But what I will say is J.Lo is a trooper. Homegirl knows how to take a licking and keep on ticking. She hopped right back up and kept on giving it up for the audience.

Just for kicks, I’ve compiled a a few other WORLD CLASS NOSE DIVES……

Poor Juan Gabriel!!!! He had to break something on that fall.

Bwaaahaaaa!! “Give em a Walk Jasmine Give em a Walk” lololol Hugs & Kisses Jasmine Sullivan!!

POP THE HOOD FOR MORE NOSE DIVES…..

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Comedian Tracy Morgan is said to have caused quite a stir at Carnegie Hall on Friday night as he elaborated on and mimicked explicit sex acts, launched political rants, called homosexuality a “choice,” and noted of our president that “Obama is really changing the White House, because he and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out.”

The audience reacted with gasps, awkward chuckles and, in more than few cases, walkouts by older attendees who’d dropped in expecting Morgan’s PG-13 act from 30 Rock. “You want the clean Tracy?” Morgan asked them as they shuffled out. “Turn on the TV.”

Who in the world thought it was safe to take Tracy to Carnegie Hall?? That’s who I blame-not Tracy-but the promoter who obviously didn’t do their homework. Tracy has always been a loose cannon and that’s why we love him!! lololol….But seriously, do you think Tracy crossed a line??

Jennifer Lopez has filed a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against her ex-husband Ojani Noa over a tell-all movie and revealing home videos.

According to the suit, J-Lo says her ex plans to release a movie called “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-Lo and Ojani Noa Story”, which violates a confidentiality agreement that was signed a few year ago. Noa also is allegedly set to release 11-plus hours of previously unseen home video footage of Jennifer Lopez and himself, depicting her “in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from [her and his] honeymoon.”

Lopez is suing Noa for breach of contract and invasion of privacy — and is seeking no less than 10-million dollars. She also wants a judge to block Noa from releasing his movie and the home videos.

This guy is truly the bottom of the barrel. He’s been holding these tapes and footage over her head for years. Who KEEPS sex tapes of their (then) wife from the honeymoon?? He even looks like a slippery wet dawg…

Remember him???? Back in the day he was cross- dressing more than just stripes and plaid…

POP THE HOOD TO FIND OUT WHO THIS FASHION MISFIT IS…….

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AAAAAAHHHH!!! I thought you could use a good laugh today. This video is Australian rapper Bangs, which makes Soulja Boy look like Rakim. In Bangs’ defense, he’s originally from Sudan and English isn’t his first language. But it’s still funny as all hell.

ganked from : Premiere