This con has more “junk in his trunk” than the Beverly Hillbillies!
A Washington state man filled his
bat cave rectum with illegal contrabands in order to prepare for a 3-day visit in prison. The 24-year old managed to smuggle a one-inch-long smoking pipe, a baggie of suspected marijuana, a lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink AND eight tattoo needles in his anus! Good LAWD!
The prison guards became leery after a plastic bag was found floating in the cell’s toilet. After much deliberation (and much pain I’m sure) homeboy fessed up!
But how in the world did he manage to fit all that up there??? The world may never know. One things for sure, if word gets around, he better not drop the soap! Lololol