Who said a Swedish nanny couldn’t make a come up?!….
Tiger Woods‘ soon-to-be-ex-wife Elin Nordegren is laughing all the way to the bank with her $750 million divorce settlement. CHA-CHINNNNGGGGG!!!!
Tiger agreed to give her 3/4 of his net worth (yes he’s worth $1 billion) if she keeps her lips sealed about his shenanigans!
An insider says:
Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.
The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.
Clap, clap BRAVO!
Now when it comes to the children, Elin will have sole custody of their children, but the two will split legal custody. Tiger is forbidden to bring any of his female flings around the kids. As a matter of fact, the divorce settlement states that he can only introduce his kids to another woman IF HE MARRIES THEM!
Hmmph she got his ass on lock! Bwahahaha!