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You might be seeing a lot more of Tiger Woods‘ seven-iron soon. A sex tape starring the cheetah could be released at any minute.

According to RadarOnline, porn star Devon James says:

The tape is 62 minutes long and 37 minutes of it is us having sex.

Devon James is looking for at least $350,000 for the tape.
Hmm….Halloween may come early for a few people. Shall I say, “TRICK or TREAT?” Lol

Tiger moves to the concrete jungle……

Tiger Woods was spotted moving into his new bachelor pad downtown in New York City over the weekend. A witness says the newly divorced “cheetah” made his rounds by “introducing himself as the new neighbor.”

I hope Tiger can keep his paws clean! *wink wink*

It’s no secret that Tiger Woods‘s ex-wife Elin Nordegren has “been through hell” since her husband’s sex-capade with over a dozen of women. After months of hiding, Elin has decided to break the silence. In a recent interview with People magazine Elin confessed that she and Tiger tried patch up their marriage, but she decided marriage can’t exist “without trust and love.” 

Here’s what she had to say:

I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself. My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal. 

Go Elin!…with $100 million, you can do WHATEVER/HOWEVER/WHENEVER you want!

We also got our hands on an interview from NBC’s “Today” show, which aired this morning with People magazine’s reporter Sandra Sobieraj Westfall.Westfall reveals that Elin’s camp reached out to them and wanted to get three things straight:

1. She’s not violent and never hit Woods
2. She had no idea this was going on
3. It was a real marriage for her. 

POP THE HOOD TO CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW……
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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren’s divorce has been finalized. The specifics from the settlement, however, have not been released to the public. Rumors say that Elin can expect to receive between $100 – $500 million dollars in cash and assets. Now take that to the bank! Pow!

The former power couple issued the following statement:

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future,” they said in a statement released by attorneys. “While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.”

Damnnn Tiger…now that it’s all said and done, was it worth it? Were all of your blonde ambitions worth what you’re faced with now– DIVORCE??

It was previously reported that Tiger Woods‘ soon-to-be-ex-wife, Elin Nordegen, would receive a $750 million divorce settlement. Well…according to the attorneys, Elin will only receive $300 million, that’s $350 million less than what she expected.  And it’s a done deal today when they officially file with the court this afternoon.

Shiiiiiiiiit…$300 million still sounds good to me. Hell, give me $100 million and I’ll be happy! OH-KAYYY!!!!

Who said a Swedish nanny couldn’t make a come up?!….

Tiger Woods‘ soon-to-be-ex-wife Elin Nordegren is laughing all the way to the bank with her $750 million divorce settlement. CHA-CHINNNNGGGGG!!!!

Tiger agreed to give her 3/4 of his net worth (yes he’s worth $1 billion) if she keeps her lips sealed about his shenanigans!

An insider says:

Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.

Clap, clap BRAVO!

Now when it comes to the children, Elin will have sole custody of their children, but the two will split legal custody. Tiger is forbidden to bring any of his female flings around the kids. As a matter of fact, the divorce settlement states that he can only introduce his kids to another woman IF HE MARRIES THEM!

Hmmph she got his ass on lock! Bwahahaha!